With each purchase
it seems as though
the Amazon boxes are getting bigger
and that one day, I'll order a pen
and have a box so
comically large delivered
that it would barely
fit through my front door.
I am half convinced that
the beautiful people at Amazon
are playing a massive trick on me.
They must have heard me
half whisper, half grumble
into my phone about their
delivery prices,
or maybe I left one bad review
to many on their website.
Most likely, the boxes are
the same sizes they have
always been, and they are just
as aware of my existence
as an elephant is of an ant by his feet.
I might have fallen prey
to the most human fallacy of all,
in my pride I assumed I was the
most person in the world.
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